John Wentz
John considers himself a "Jack of all trades, and aspiring master of a few things" both in music and life in general. In addition to his role at LGATR, he is the resident tubist in the experimental punk band This Way to the Egress. His own music—penned and published as Argyle Johansen—has been heard on TV series such as Showtime's Californication and MTV's True Life. John has played his tuba on stages large and small from the Kennedy Center in D.C. to more intimate venues like San Francisco's Cafe du Nord and NYC's Joe's Pub; however his favorite place to perform will always be in the streets of New Orleans.

John is also an avid bicycle commuter, builder of various things, and is currently endeavoring to learn as many Primus bass lines on his tuba as humanly possible.